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2008-12-07 01:05 am

Young Youths of Today

I had a pretty good day at the seaside -

Train down to Dover at 10.30 (nearly screwed trying to buy Grauniad but gave up and went to platform as train came) and did a circuit of Hooked on Books (three books at 50p; wanted to buy a couple of Tennants and a Rebus but £2.99) and the chairity shops. Didn't get to the outlet and the size of the queue in Woollies stopped any purchases. Had some Kentucky Fried Chicken which was naughty but can't otherwise be done this side of Ashford (or Folkestone or Ramsgate or Margate).

Train onto to Deal - and I nearly lost Deal itself as the town centre is not signposted. I feel I lost a couple of chairity shops and maybe another second hand shop, but then there's one on Middle Street I haven't found. Talked myself into the market - four books at 50p - and have his card as he has inherited a large pile of sf at 50p a book. I had time for a 99 and sat looking at the beach.

Back home via Sainsbury's and Dover, and bus to the Carbuncle. Couple of hours reading/scribbling on 50 Key Figures introduction and discover forthcoming gigs of Mark Watson (which I've seen twice - the warm up and the Edinburgh versions), Count Arthur Strong (mixed feelings - he is comedy genius or bloody annoying) and Clive James (a legend). Then Rich Hall as support to Otis Lee Crenshaw, of which, more.

At busstop: young people, semi-drunk, discussing last night:

"I was really drunk."

"Yes, you were shouting at him, and then you got out your laptop."

You what? Did he log on to Facebook and stick his vampires on the other guy's werewolves?


Back to my local, where the Welcome Home Stoney party I'd forgotten was still in full swing and threatening to degenerate into, well, something. D. didn't have the DVD I'd lent NW and NW had lent him, despite a texted reminder. Heigho.
faustus: (heaven)
2007-04-04 04:34 pm
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T -2: Tooth Hurty in the Morning

I was in two minds about staying in the pub last night - but I was having a good time even if the prices have gone up. I met someone from my old stomping grounds (I should have recognised the accent) who talked about Gunthorpe Bridge - a place I haven't thought of for a couple of decades - and solved a couple of clues on the cryptic crossword. I ended up in a wide awake state accompanied by a neuralgia headache and toothache. I got to sleep eventually, with a pit stop at 4.30 which didn't help. The alarms awoke me for eight, but I fell asleep again.

This does not bode well for the weekend - I've scheduled meal breaks but as my fridge freezer doesn't work I'm buying food day by day. Need to get some tins in. Hopefully it'll be fixed tomorrow else I'll starve. And I know places are closing on Easter.
faustus: (roof)
2007-02-08 01:38 pm
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Do[n't] Fence Me In - or sometimes being anal retentive helps

There used to be someone who drank in my boozer called John the Fence. This kept him separate from John the Builder, whose brother was Bob the Builder. He used to go on at great length about a fence panel being six foot rather than 180cm and was generally very interesting indeed. He was also a Low Talker ((C) Seinfeld), which meant you often had to ask him to repeat his very interesting comment, or pretend you had heard him but in the process risk agreeing to wear a puffy shirt on television. I filed him away in my mind in case I ever had any fencing needs, as I knew I would get a good deal, and a very interesting conversation.

So in the gales we got instead of five cm of snow a fortnight ago, I acquired a fencing need. One of the posts has snapped, and the weatherboarding has seen better days. But John has long since disappeared into a retirement home, and has hardly been seen since. So it fell to N, as so often, to be my designated adult.

Unfortunately, he couldn't spare me that half hour on Sunday looking at the situation as he was at his dad's, having been to the rugby, so we took a look Monday night with a torch. He came back to me the next day with a reasonable quote, and got me to check the order. "I take it we order the concrete nearer the time?" I emailed.

"POST FIX IS THE CEMENT AND BALLAST FOR THE POSTS," he shouted.

"Do the posts come with that, then, or are we going to salvage the existing ones?"

"FORGOT THE POSTS."

Just as well I did check the invoice, then.


So yesterday all the stuff arrived, and I put what could be fitted into the shed, which is just as well given the snow. I helped unload, including carrying a comedy piece of wood of some four metres in length. I now have a spade, which will be useful for gardening. I can't help but notice that these new weatherboards are much taller than the ones they are replacing. Some surgery may be required.

Last night B asked me if N had fixed the fence yet. Odd, as I don't remember talking to him about it and I don't see why N would. Maybe he heard me ask N in the first place. Faster than the speed of light is gossip. I fear it will be another fortnight before the fence is done. I hope it can survive that long.

I was convinced it wouldn't snow today - the website said sleet and it was sunny all day if cold - but I was wrong, and now I am deluged with apologetic emails, and queries as to whether the only place they could have got the essay question was today's lectures. Sigh.
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2007-02-05 12:51 am

Unproductive Cough

I have what appears to be known as an unproductive cough. I would have thought that that any cough would be unproductive, as it gets in the way and is pretty unpleasant, but then cut for potential TMI )

Thieu[livejournal.com profile] the_bottles finally visited this weekend, after blowing me out at least twice before, and we had a fun if boozy weekend. We spent Friday night in the Doves before adjourning to the Bell&, and wandering home to listen to some Mighty Boosh and Kitchens of Distinction. We went back via the Carps, with NW, who returned The_Bottles's Mighty Boosh CD and smashed the casserole dish I left with him at Christmas. Heigho.

Break to cough. Unproductively.

I had some very vivid dreams between initially waking at 7.30 and getting up at 10. But I'd better not share them as they are filed under "Abjection".

The 4am bedtime didn't exactly lead to us head off into town that early, but after beans on toast we hit Fopp, various charity shops, a second hand musical equipment shop and then the Doves on the way home. We headed off home for me to cook - a from-memory version of [livejournal.com profile] lamentables's Thai fish curry - and then returned to the drinking. I beat The_Bottles at chess, as I had the night before, and then was challenged by G to a game. At first it looked as if I was going to be thrashed, but I won from a position of only having a queen, a bishop and a rook and having taken about threee of his pawns. The rematch he won. Thence to the Bell& again, although we did consider an adjournment to the Old Brewery. Then I played some Amateur Transplants, followed by Tom Lehrer who he hadn't heard of, and finally Bonzo Dog Band as it seemed the natural progression.

ThieuWe both emerged at about noon, and headed into town in search of a roast dinner. Alas the Dolphin was full, and so we had a reasonable alternative at Simple Simon's. Then we went to the Bell&, assuming that he would have to go for a train fairly soon. Well, we missed that one, by two pints. Then for another in the Hobgoblin, missing another train in the processs, and when I got back from the loo, another round appeared. Eventually we got up to west, to discover that I'd misread the timetable. Travelling from east was still a no-no - engineering works - but the timetable times for west were the times you'd start walking to west station, and thus were twenty minutes out. He could have caught an earlier train. But he wouldn't've.

I popped into the Doves, but left by nine to watch Louis Theroux, and planned an early night.

Meanwhile, I want to write. But I've got to put it off. Perhaps I can start the research for it.

Unproductive cough.
faustus: (rooftop)
2006-12-31 08:31 pm
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The End is Nigh

It's 8.30, it's pissing it down and I'm about to trudge with holey shoes to pay thirty-five quid to drink in my local.

Heigho.

Sounds too windy to risk an umbrella.

Happy new year folks
faustus: (streetname)
2006-12-11 01:23 pm
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The Road to H...

I dragged myself out of bed sometime during Desert Island Discs (how come if he's the most successful living composer, I've never heard of him? And what about McCartney?), may have had a bath, and wandered down to the Doves to see G, who was working a Barney and hasn't been at the Doves for weeks. N was there already, looking a little worse for wear, and Amanda was sat at the bar, looking radiant as ever. Read more... )
faustus: (dreamland)
2006-12-10 05:25 pm

100,000 words and bust

60,000 to go. Oh, and before I forget. The Doves gets more and more surreal. Someone gave Superchef a dog biscuit last night. We're not sure why, but I think it meant he'd won. The doner, that is, not Superchef.

A dog biscuit.

I have witnesses, it wasn't a drunken hallucination.

You can't make this stuff up.
faustus: (rooftop)
2006-11-07 03:25 pm
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Twice is Coincidence?

A newly recovered Uncle Pete came into the bar last night and asked about N. I mentioned to Pete that I was about to text N when Read more... )
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2006-10-06 01:07 am

Bartender, Heal Thyself

One of the roles of barman (or barmaid, but my local is rarely staffed by a woman) is to be father confessor, listener and confidente. They are supposed to stand there, head cocked to one side, polishing a glass, occasionally dispensing nuggets of meaty wisdom.

Of course, the glass polishing is unhygienic, but it's a prop.

So how come I'm up to my seventh barman who wants to tell me his worries? I'm father confessor to the barmen. I'm not necessarily objecting, and I'm rather flattered. I do remember being in a similar position in the early nineties, but that was for mates. Not that these people aren't mates. But still. It's an odd reversal.

Psychoanalysts are meant to be in analysis themselves, which is a little bit meta. (As in, how do you deliver cardboard boxes? In a cardboard box. So how...) Do they talk to more experienced shrinks? In which case there's a limit point. On is it a large circle, and would that work?

Somewhere Tom Lehrer comments about the counsellor who made his living giving helpful advice to people who were happier than he was.

Ho hum.
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2006-09-24 06:51 pm

Ordinary Life is Pretty Complicated Stuff

I think there's something in the water at the moment.


Let's, for the sake of a label, call him Travis, although that's not his name. He was looking glum the other day, and my first assumption was that he had split up from his girlfriend. Nope, the reason was more life changing than that, and suddenly I'm called upon to give advice I feel distinctly unqualified to give. Walking back home from the Doves with NW, we were chatting about whether we'd given the right advice to Travis, and whether we'd given him too much of a hard time, and I also inadvertantly indicated that come Sunday night I'd be in need of a shoulder. Although I also said that I probably wouldn't be able to talk about it.


This is called foreshadowing )

faustus: (gorilla)
2006-08-22 05:56 pm

He Abides

BalloonI got called a dude on Saturday night, or, rather, Sunday morning. It's an occupational hazard that I'm going to run into students when I'm in town; it's a small place and I suppose they have as much right to be here as I have. As long as they let me get on with my stuff, and don't expect a bonus tutorial. In High Wycombe a couple of them worked in Tescos and I'd always end up at their till with a basket full of Reduced to Clear items. Ooops. You Have Been Warned...Faintly embarrassing. There were some who used to hassle me for marks at the bus stop, but they got short shrift, and eventually learnt that they could at least ask how I was first.

A couple of months ago in the Bell and Crown, a first year student asked me whether her friend should apply for the job of head of department. This was hardly sensitive, given that at the time our head of department was terminally ill, although still very much alive and considered to be still in the post. We hadn't even begun to talk about replacing him, and we still haven't, some weeks after the funeral. But most of the time they're content to let you get on with your stuff, although perhaps E was right to say he wonders about the wisdom of being seen inebriated in public by them. I'm not convinced I have any authority to lose, and, after all, they're all supposed to be adults. I'm trying not to let it cramp what little style I have.

One problem is that there are a lot more of them than there are of me, and I certainly don't recognise half their faces. Unless they are looking bored, in a row with others looking bored, of course. So someone or other said hi to me outside the Bell and a couple of weeks ago, and I've no idea who it was, but I made nice back. I almost always see someone I know at the Orange Street Music Club, but they tend to be the smarter kids, and are fun enough to hang around with. Some of them are friends of friends, anyway.

The weird thing is when, as happened on Sunday, they feel the need to yell out "That's my lecturer!". It's not so much the implication of ownership, as the strangeness of them wanting other people to know. Why tell the world? So it was on Sunday - "That's dude's my lecturer!".

NW was amused. "They called you a dude, man," he said. "You're a dude."

Maybe I have to consider the possibility that I'm popular with them. H'mm.

Meanwhile today we had a powercutUh? )