Why This Is Hell

60,000 to go. Oh, and before I forget. The Doves gets more and more surreal. Someone gave Superchef a dog biscuit last night. We're not sure why, but I think it meant he'd won. The doner, that is, not Superchef.

A dog biscuit.

I have witnesses, it wasn't a drunken hallucination.

You can't make this stuff up.