"It's not the sort of thing you expect on a Saturday morning in Kent."

[faustus]

More eye witness accounts:

"I suddenly woke up, feeling like jelly!"

[I often feel like jelly. Strawberry or black cherry for preference]


"I sat up and looking out the window i saw a cat fall off a fence and I was very shocked. I tried standing up but at my old age that can be a difficulty.

"At first I thought someone was breaking in until I turned television on to see Sky News. I went into the my kitchen and i found my dog curled up in his basket scared, he was wimping and whining.


Spot the product placement as this was http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1263223,00.html

One for I-Sky on Private Eye

See also http://www.guardian.co.uk/uklatest/story/0,,-6593861,00.html

and of course http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6602677.stm

Comments

[pennski.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it would have to be cravings for jelly to actually get out of bed...