Two paradoxes

[faustus]

"We don't want to allow lesbians and gays to adopt because we want the widest possible selection of adopters."

"I can't play singles on my own."

Comments

[sam-t.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I initially read that as "... the widest possible selection of lobsters." I'm not sure what that says about me other than it's far too early for me to be at work.

Oysters or Lobsters?

[drasecretcampus.livejournal.com]

“Why don’t fundamentalists organize protests and picket seafood restaurants, oyster bars, church barbecue suppers, all grocery stores, barber shops, tattoo parlors, and stores that sell suits and dresses made of mixed wool, cotton, polyester, and other materials? All of these products and services are ‘abominations’ in Leviticus. When have you heard a preacher condemn the demonic abomination of garments that are made of mixed fabrics?”
Rembert Truluck, http://www.truluck.com/html/six_bible_passages.html