Two paradoxes

[faustus]

"We don't want to allow lesbians and gays to adopt because we want the widest possible selection of adopters."

"I can't play singles on my own."

Comments

[sam-t.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I initially read that as "... the widest possible selection of lobsters." I'm not sure what that says about me other than it's far too early for me to be at work.

[peake.livejournal.com]

We're exempt from anti-discrimination legislation because it discriminates against us ...

loosely translated as: we should be allowed to be homophobic because we're religious bigots.