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... anything but water. Until after 9am because I have a blood test to take tomorrow. On Halloween. Ho bloody ho.
I don't have the veins for this. Last time it took the specialist nurse to find one. I offer the suggestion that I don't have high blood pressure. Maybe plain chocolate. Nothing that courses through the veins. I mean, if I had high blood pressure they'd prick me and I'd just deflate like a balloon, but jetting blood all over the place.
The first couple of blood tests I didn't fast. You'd imagine the doctor would mention such a salient fact. He'd done this before - I hadn't. So it goes.
Nothing but water. No coffee. No b-e-e-r.
Woe is me.
I don't have the veins for this. Last time it took the specialist nurse to find one. I offer the suggestion that I don't have high blood pressure. Maybe plain chocolate. Nothing that courses through the veins. I mean, if I had high blood pressure they'd prick me and I'd just deflate like a balloon, but jetting blood all over the place.
The first couple of blood tests I didn't fast. You'd imagine the doctor would mention such a salient fact. He'd done this before - I hadn't. So it goes.
Nothing but water. No coffee. No b-e-e-r.
Woe is me.
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