Apparently a Test Set by a Sadist

[faustus]

Your Score: English Professor

You scored 94 % reading depth, 93 % reading breadth, 93 % eclecticism - #CATEGORY#

You are a hardcore reader of texts popular and canonical. You may be an English teacher. If you have not applied to graduate school, you should be conscripted. Either that, or you cheated. But being willing to look things up and reason out the answers to some frankly vicious trick questions written by an admitted sadist is worth almost as much as already knowing everything. Here, have your own whip.

Link: The Are you literary? Test written by chatdumauvais on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments

[pigeonhed.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I don't think you can quote that on your cv...

I made a feeble 76% by the way.

[drasecretcampus.livejournal.com]

Pah. I could do with something on it right now

[maryread.livejournal.com]

Well this test is clearly the real thing.

Oh this is charming: "This test is as biased as a very biased thing..." Surely I am in LOL. Only a Good Student (75-77%) though. Humph. There should be a category for Dilettantes.

Nobody reads all that stuff anymore except English professors. I mean really, Chaucer? hardly even any good film adaptations.

[drasecretcampus.livejournal.com]

I fear it's someone who has seen too much Blackadder - a plan as cunning as a cunning thing or some such phrase.

The problem with adapting Chaucer is nine times out of ten it's Boccaccio. As I recall all the plots are nicked.