Contains strong fantasy violence

[faustus]

So I went to see Spider Man 3 tonight as Tuesdays is cheap and we did the thing we always do when they ask me to choose a seat.



Kiosk Assistant: And where would you like to sit?
Dr A: Middle of the front row, please.
Kiosk Assistant: There?
Dr A: No, that's the middle of the top tier, row J.
Kiosk Assistant: There?
Dr A: No, that's row I
Kiosk Assistant: There?
Dr A: No, that's row B
Kiosk Assistant: Oh, there.
Dr A: Yes, A13 will be fine.
Kiosk Assistant: But that's the middle of the front row.


Film review later.

Meanwhile:

Mate: I'm going to emigrate one day.
Dr A: What, because you don't like all the immigrants?

Doh.