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Drown in a pool of Diet Lemonade
For many years you have been trying to warn people about global warming, but no one ever listened to you. One day you will realize how to solve the problem. One day a friend will suggest a diet lemonade drink to cure a fever that you will get. You realize, "Hey if that drink can bring my temperature down, maybe it will work for the Earth!", so you start emptying your life savings to lemons, which you hand squeeze into your pool. Unfortunately, one day when you're pouring in your sugar substitute, a random Velociraptor runs out from the bushes and knocks you in the pool. You try to swim out but your hand is caught in the straps of the bag of sugar substitute. Down you go.
For many years you have been trying to warn people about global warming, but no one ever listened to you. One day you will realize how to solve the problem. One day a friend will suggest a diet lemonade drink to cure a fever that you will get. You realize, "Hey if that drink can bring my temperature down, maybe it will work for the Earth!", so you start emptying your life savings to lemons, which you hand squeeze into your pool. Unfortunately, one day when you're pouring in your sugar substitute, a random Velociraptor runs out from the bushes and knocks you in the pool. You try to swim out but your hand is caught in the straps of the bag of sugar substitute. Down you go.
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