Too late for National Poetry Day

[faustus]

... although the question was first asked on it.

Apparently there is a filthy poem - we assume a limerick - involving Reculver. I can only think of the one rhyme for Reculver (diva, guava, java, kava, larva, lava, mitzvah, nova, ova, palaver, shiva, viva don't hack it for me) and I'd lay odds that one of the other lines would be front, but so far google has not located it, nor has ingenuity found an alternative.


Edit: I will sleep on the notion of a kind of sea lettuce for its filth possibilities.



There was a young woman of Reculver,
Who cornered the market in ulva,
...


H'mmm... maybe not.