Feedback

[faustus]

martyn44 links to this - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7397979.stm - from which this is a delight:

"Feedback, in terms of this questionnaire, means what happens in seminars. Every seminar you have you get some interactive feedback from the person giving it.

"So if I ask a question and no one answers, and I start banging my head on the table, that is feedback.

"If I'm smiling and going 'yeah great', you're getting feedback. If you get a mark for a piece of work, that's what we mean by feedback."


Here are a number of additional feedback mechanisms:

• if the tutor's forehead is bruised or nose broken.
  
• if the tutor keeps popping pills.
  
• if the tutor asks you whether you'd considered going full time at Tescos.
  
• if the tutor wanders around muttering, "The Horror, The Horror".
  
• if the tutor needs a third mug of coffee during the hour-long seminar.
  
• if the tutor has posted office hours in the designated smoking kiosk.
  
• if the tutor gulps from a hip flask.
  
• if the tutor can be heard audibly sobbing in his or her office.
  

Comments

[drasecretcampus.livejournal.com]

If your tutor's an alcoholic, that's feedback too.