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  <title>Why This Is Hell</title>
  <subtitle>Nor Am I Out of It</subtitle>
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    <name>faustus</name>
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  <updated>2009-12-11T22:17:34Z</updated>
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    <title>Have You Any Friends You Wish to Lose?</title>
    <published>2009-12-11T22:17:34Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-11T22:17:34Z</updated>
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    <category term="eating"/>
    <dw:mood>amused</dw:mood>
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    <content type="html">About three months ago, I spotted the following small ad in the local rag:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For Sale three books:&lt;br /&gt;Is Gastric Bypass For Me?&lt;br /&gt;The Food Doctor Diet&lt;br /&gt;Mindless Eating.&lt;br /&gt;Would make great gift.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I thought at the time, who would I dare giving these to? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few weeks later - about a month back - the clip appeared on &lt;i&gt;The News Quiz&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ad reappeared in yesterday's paper - as an ideal Christmas present. You know, between the turkey and the pud.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=faustus&amp;ditemid=295384" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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