faustus | Dear Theatre

I would like to book three tickets for an impressionist, whose show you assure me will sell out. In fact, I'd like to check ticket availability before I book. You have a snazzy website, with a page for every show, and a PDF of your programme which generously donates a page to each evening. I guess you are wedded to dead trees.

But the website is pretty, and you've invited me to click on the link above from the booking page to book a show. You tell me that, unfortunately, certain kind of discounts cannot be bought online. As far as I can see, you cannot buy any tickets online.

For link above to click on, there is none.

I've tried signing up, so I gain access to a users area, where I am inviting to write a review. I'd love to write a review.

But I want to buy a ticket to a show please.

How about having a button on each page of a show marked BOOK NOW.