Have You Any Friends You Wish to Lose?

[faustus]

About three months ago, I spotted the following small ad in the local rag:

For Sale three books:
Is Gastric Bypass For Me?
The Food Doctor Diet
Mindless Eating.
Would make great gift.


And I thought at the time, who would I dare giving these to?

A few weeks later - about a month back - the clip appeared on The News Quiz.

The ad reappeared in yesterday's paper - as an ideal Christmas present. You know, between the turkey and the pud.