For Reasons Which Need Not Detain Us...

... I'm likely to need a lot of bulldog clips before August. The state of them is immaterial - albeit with the proviso that they still clip and a preference for chunky ones over effete. If any of you have a desk drawer of them just going for grabs - or maybe they've nipped you a few times and you can't cope any more - I'm happy to take them off your hands.




(Seriously)



I'd say I'd need thirty-nine of them, but that may be an underestimate.


Distressed bulldogs welcome.


Is there nowhere in Battersea?


Don't make me go to Staples or Rymans!

(Seriously)