I'm pretty sure Kevin Spacey has a
point in his attack on the BBC's musical talent shows, but when you're half awake and hear that Spacey has attacked Graham Norton for looking for a new nancy a certain amount of confusion runs through your head until you realise it's a Nancy he's after.
Later on yesterday I found a children's book called
Queer Pets at Marcy's, by the author of
Little Folks in Feathers and Fur, and I was clearly still in single entendre mode.
And after a couple of hours in the pub listening to people calling each other gay and describing the other as having gone gay
this (and
this) hardly comes as a surprise.